Procrastination: The Story of my Life.

Alas, they were killed by a fox.

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 16:53:53 +0000

Alas, they were killed by a fox.

I hate Marie Lloyd.

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 14:13:29 +0000

She didn’t sing. She spoke like a twat to background music. Nuff said.

Cheese and sweet chilli toastie.

Wed, 21 Sep 2011 10:06:05 +0100

After not getting out of bed yesterday for self inflicted reasons, I have decided that the only breakfast I can possibly eat is one of these bad boys. Nom nom nom nom nom.

Proof.

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 22:30:23 +0100

Just took a picture of one of my teddys. Camera said blink detected. Proof that teddy bears come alive when you’re not looking.

Mum's favourite daughter.

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 00:31:28 +0100

Left to my own devices, I will get more paint on myself than the walls. It was on my hair, glasses, nose, hands jumper, bum, t-shirt, leg and caking my feet. There was also lovely foot prints on the floor. I was my mum’s favourite daughter today :)

House update.

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 01:49:03 +0100

For anybody following this story, I have now finished watching season seven. I now feel like my life has no purpose. Season 8 best hurry up. And the finale best not be as dissapointing (although it was very relieving to find that my prediction was wrong) as the one I just watched. That is all.

House.

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 16:59:00 +0100

I recently started watching House season 7 (by recently I mean yesterday) and I am currently just about to watch episode 10. I am almost obsessive about the matter. That is all.

Oh yeah. Did I mention? I love Hugh Laurie. Another old man crush of mine.

Now. That is all.

Philip: My number one old man crush.

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 23:18:52 +0100

Philip: My number one old man crush.

90's Trivial Pursuit.

Sat, 26 Mar 2011 00:38:29 +0000

This game is obsessed with Fergie so if you’re ever at a loss for an answer, this would be your safest bet…also the Queen…or Linford Christie.

...

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 21:17:32 +0000

*Raised Eyebrows* Really?

Proud moments

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 14:59:40 +0000

My site-specific group got 72%! My first 1st so far =D I’m well proud of us! We put so much effort into it. A big up yours to Katy who basically said that she didn’t agree with it and that her workshop deserved more. What a bitch. I officially hate her. Who do they think they are to make us feel shit for doing well. We did good =)

Another handy tip

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 22:04:12 +0000

Never eat a whole tub of brownies. Your tongue will hurt for a number of days afterwards.

Valentines Day

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 11:02:13 +0000

Millie: “More likes singles awareness day!”
This is a mighty good point.
Boo for Valentines Day.

<3 Jamie Oliver <3

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 01:04:13 +0000

I love this man. He is a legend and deserves big respect. Bless his little cotton socks. He cares about fat people and is trying his best to bring change to many people’s lives for the better. <3 Jamie Oliver <3

So I went to the eight hour impro session and this is what...

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 17:34:00 +0000

So I went to the eight hour impro session and this is what happened. Rea never should have given us face paint. I’m pretty sure she didn’t want us to do this with it. But alas, I thought it would be hilarious to be a cat.

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Sun, 13 Feb 2011 07:45:21 +0000

I immediately regret that decision.

Night time antics

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 01:05:33 +0000

So it’s 1.02am and I have decided that now is a good time to cook pasta for tomorrow’s lunch (Tomorrow being SEVEN hours of impro workshop). It’s going well. Lettuce, cucumber, onion, pepper and Philadelphia. Mmmmm =)
I’ve also decided that I can’t sleep so I’m going to tidy up like the mad woman that I am. I am going to regret this at 7.30 tomorow morning.

A Handy Tip.

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 13:43:45 +0000

Here’s a little handy tip to get you through the day. Never watch ‘Embarrassing Bodies’ whilst eating your morning porrige. I think I have mental scarage and I have been left feeling somewhat queezey. It was the leg. The leg. Oozing and just genreally being disgusting. Urgh. Good entertainment though.

AS film studies coursework by myself and Jodi.Note the line:...

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 23:15:55 +0000

AS film studies coursework by myself and Jodi.
Note the line: “Here comes the willy.”
Also note the paper towel on used to pretect Ben’s bathroom floor.
Jokes all the way.
=)

Lemon Face

Fri, 11 Feb 2011 22:27:33 +0000

*Lemon Face*